If you follow my main twitter account you’ll have heard me banging on ceaselessly about EuroNoize. This is a wildly alternative alternative to Eurovision, held in London’s Scala on May 23rd. You should DEFINITELY ATTEND. DEFINITELY ATTEND.
Here’s a quick page of links to music for the competing artists, because lord knows some of this shit is too niche for Spotify.
Czech Republic – Johnny The Horse [wobbly noir punk]
Estonia – Winny Puuh [going strong after 2013’s Eesti Laul disappointment, but making no more sense to be honest]
France – Hassan K [proggy and weird surf-metal which you can dance to]
Germany – Felix Kubin [epic found sound film scores, is going to be challenged by 3 minute rule]
Greece – The Callas [unsettling guitar pop with a culty vibe]
Ireland – Sissy [breezy punks aligned with the forces of good]
Italy – tab_ularasa [compelling solo demonic psych]
Norway – Golden Core [energetic, riffy stoner metal]
Russia – Asian Women On The Telephone [agitating noises, drones, big on extreme visuals and shouting]
Serbia – E-P-P [destroying capitalism by subverting the form of the advertising jingle]
Switzerland – Maraudeur [beeeeeatz and noises with disturbing rhythmic shifts]