I considered making this a normal Game On post, but no. Today is about football songs.
Sweden have not one but two top class novelty World Cup singles for 2018.
Exhibit 1: Samir & Viktor – Put Your Hands Up För Sverige
Exhibit 2: Du Vet Du – Vi Sjunger
What do England have for 2018?
There’s nothing official, but there’s the majestic earworm of the Kick Song.
And I’m sure you’re familiar with Three Lions, but I thought you might enjoy this energetic thrash of a cover from WALWIN. Is it… coming home
For this incredibly important last 16 match, I am bringing out the CHIPTUNES.
For Colombia, enjoy New Dark Ages from Filmmaker – an album of lofi improvisions with fabulous electro crunch.
For England, enjoy a cut from the Hard Byte Rises by Bitman. Reach for the 8 bit lasers!
For this mellow Sunday lunchtime game let’s have a bit of slightly challenging art music.
For England please meet Hannah Silva whose games with syllables and language become pleasantly mind-bending. She also has an awesome blog where she talks to musicians and poets about their work and their creative process. Start with the article where she’s sort of interviewing herself and work through them all.
For Panama enjoy a good couple of hours of chunky ASMR sounds from Noise for Bliss. Enjoy with headphones for full binaural brain-scratching effects.
There’s no way round this folks – we’re covering an England match. There is no official England team song, but I am sure you’ll all have been made aware of the CBeebies Kick song. In original and metal flavours.
For Tunisia, let’s have a blast of alternative metal. This is Bête Noire by Persona which does all of the metal things I like – big female vocals, silly guitars, complicated song structures.
For England, let’s have one of the headline acts from the Barnsley Live festival that I enjoyed at the weekend. South Yorkshire’s own Hands Off Gretel are rude, grungy and totally rocking, and this is their song My Size.
It can’t have escaped your notice that it’s now December and the statute of limitations on Christmas music is well and truly over.
Our first Listen Outside Christmas song is Driving Under Stars by Marika Hackman. It’s a real talk, mellow, non-cheery version of Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Christmas. As we nomadic youth all make our way to wherever we’re spending the festive season, I think we’ll all feel what’s evoked in this song. There are jingle bells, but they’re deployed with the utmost taste. The song is from Marika’s Christmas EP which also features some lovely chill versions of traditional songs.
Marika Hackman has a website
Tonight, it’s Iceland, who’ve warmed everyone’s hearts and made loads of friends during this tournament against England who, um, haven’t. Both of these nations have traditions of epic poetry, incredible word play and partying as if the world was ending and that’s what we’re reflecting in tonight’s song choices.
For England, we have eleven minutes of intense bleakness from Richard Dawson. This song, The Vile Stuff, is the sound of Northern working class lives spinning out of control against a background of alcohol and violence.
For Iceland, we have an incredible party anthem from Stykur about going out in Reykjavik. The wordplay and sounds of the Icelandic rapping is just amazing. When she goes into the double speed section in the second verse, my head reels.
The Vile Stuff- Richard Dawson [Intense bardic nihilism]
Reykjavik – Stykur [Massive bouncing party tune with incredible wordplay]
This is tonight’s rock match, we’re getting a bit weird.
For Slovakia, we have the charming young people who call themselves Morbid Pig and their song about the restorative powers of a specific Slovakian brand of tartare sauce. It’s great. And that’s just the sauce.
For England we have Derby’s own Biscuit Mouth who make the most incredible rhythmic noises and shout wonderfully. As you can see from their video, they can also dance a little.
Tatarska omaska – Morbid Pig [Noisy paean to specialist condiment]
That’s some cool change, sonny, for sure – Biscuit Mouth [Disconcertingly danceable thrashing about with intense rhythms]
I’m not sure how this happened, but this is how it is. It’s England playing Wales in Euro 2016 and I’m going to make you listen to Mutya Keisha Siobhan (the original and best set of Sugababes) and Gwenno.
You’re familiar with the concept of the Sugababes, but I feel like Flatline never got the recognition it deserves, so that’s England. You might be less familiar with the concept of Gwenno, but she’s ace, so that’s Wales. Both of these are very good pop songs. Game on!
Flatline – Mutya Keisha Siobhan [The best English girl group since Bananarama with their best single since Overload]
Fratolish Hian Perpeshki – Gwenno [Angular yet dreamy electronic pop stuff from a hopeful alternate future]
And tonight’s last match is England vs Russia, where we’re going to get the guitars out and start rocking a bit. For England, we have Black Moth from Leeds and for Russia we have СЛОТ from Moscow. Two female fronted heavy bands. Which one do you like more?
Blackbirds Fall – Black Moth [Female fronted doom metal from Yorkshire]
БОЙ! – СЛОТ [Female fronted heavy doomish metal]